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My name is Kris Kortez although most people have a million other names for me such as: Cheapskate, Bastard, Asshole, Philanderer, Alcoholic, Dipshit, Fuckstick, Jackass & Backstabbing Two-timing son of a bitch just to name a few.
Needless to say, I’m quite inept at interacting with most people most of the time. But I do have my heartwarming moments… that are usually followed by acts of great idiocy and insensitivity.
I’m a sinner, saint and sucker all wrapped up in one nice little tattooed mess. Performing sporadically for your enjoyment, amusement and overall wasting of time. The only thing worse than the things I do are the things I think. But that’s the way God made me, most likely because he hates the rest of you.
So grab a drink and enjoy my stories of stupidity and debauchery that come at the expense of other’s dignity as well as my own. I’m a dime a dozen and I promise you your buck twenty’s worth.
But wait, there’s more and it’s absolutely free!
You’ll also find good old fashioned social commentary the way it was meant to be in my KRISTIANITY section. And for those of you that need someone to tell them how to solve the daunting questions and conundrums in their life please visit my ADVICE column.
Love Me. Hate Me. Kiss Me. Kill Me.
(Sounds an awful lot like that U2 song huh?)
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